i always like these....  :)   Borrowed from the Romance Bandits

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name);
2. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three
letters of your middle name)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
7. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of your grandfathers)
8. FUTURISTIC NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and
the name of your favorite kind of shoes)
9. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names )

They give me the following *snort*

1.  Cochin China
2.  J Zero  [don't have a middle name!]
3.  Blue Tiger
4.  Zero Otley [bleagh!]
5.  Cro Ji-Pi
6.  The Blue Daquiri
7.  James Ernest
8.  Musk Soul of Africa  
9.  Now this will be so secret - as neither of them have one!  i'll have to make something up totally...

Thank heavens, i don't like Jimmy Choo's or Sarah Janes!!   And thank heavens, i can still laugh this morning!
Hang in there, guys, we're due for something good.   Yeah, yeah, yeah....  James is coming.... 
Who loves yah, baby??