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From the gorblimey to the....  uh, gormblimey!!


From a rubber? plastic? fetishist's dream and any woman's nightmare - this has to qualify for the What the F*** Award of the month...  then the grotesque grimacing of these old bodybuilders - 'cos if they aren't old; man, are they wasting their time!   They look like dried up strips of bacon....


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Apr. 29th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)

What the hell? Is the top one meant to be a fashion show of some description? (Some would say I look like that from behind ) But seriously? Where is the art in that?
The body builder in the red posing pouch looks like he is straining his love muscle, not very well I hasten to add... bless him! But ergh .... I like toned , I like a little muscle on my men but that is grotesque.They aren't even young and pretty to look at either ....sigh. As you said dried up bacon.. I like mine a little less done than that , just crispy around the edges *snorts*

Apr. 29th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
'crispy round the edges' - *cracks up!*

i know what you mean... cannot see beauty in that or the weird insect? costumes; i hesitate to call them dresses, 'cos they ain't! Yes, it was on a selection that was on my MSN morning news sheet and they both made my eyes water...!
Apr. 29th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
I'm of the era when Jean Paul Gautier and Vivian Westwood were the outgoing and flamboyant designers, but if that is what they are looking at as fashion these days, then I'll pass ta very much.
Bodybuilders make me snigger .... with the bulk that they carry everywhere else, it makes them look like they have peanuts down they're g strings, and I thought the size of they're manhood was the big issue .Give me a normal guy with a carrot down his y fronts any day.
Apr. 30th, 2008 09:35 am (UTC)
LOL i'm very fond of carrots... Like 'em large.. *waggles eyebrows* i'd be perfect for James, wouldn't i?? Trouble is, i have the feeling we'd bore the hell out of each other, out of bed... there's only just so much politics or particle physics i can stand!

Men are funny about their manhood, aren't they? Everything is a challenge and although most men haven't a clue what to do with it, they crash on regardless, bless their hearts!

i'll send you a story like i said... i'll mark it NC-17, yeah? Email me, so i can send it.

Edited at 2008-04-30 09:45 am (UTC)
May. 1st, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
Just got home and I'm frozen to the bone.Hope you made it back o.k . I haven't got your e-mail address either so, mine is :- XxxFIVEbyFIVExxX@msn.com .I'll look forward to getting to grips with your story , chat some more tomorrow xx
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